| Dessert
Murrays Dive Club Newsletter |
| Dessert
Murrays Dive Club Newsletter |
First there was the UNDERWATER PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST. Then there was UNDERWATER CHRISTMAS TREE TRIMMING CONTEST. And after that there was the UNDERWATER NEW YEARS BASH, with lots of champagne. Now, the Dessert Murrays are proud to announce the first UNDERWATER EASTER MORNING SERVICE. Reverend A. Fred O'Depps will be presenting his sermon titled, "Oh god, I can't breathe!! Help me, you sadistic punks!!! I'm drowning...glub...glub..." And there will also be an Easter Egg Hunt.
We are still looking for someone among our membership to lead the ALL NUDE FEMALE DIVE TEAM. Anyone who feels qualified to lead this team of highly skilled divers, please come forward. Our dive coordinator will be holding team events, poolside, at his residence, swimwear is optional.
Ladies, how would you all feel about going on a special educational outing just for we women. A wonderful opportunity has opened up for the women of our dive club to go on an exploratory educational expedition to study the various forms of marine life at one of Californias' marine corps. bases. Those interested please plan on attending the next meeting so we can make further plans.
Are you afraid of fish? Recent studies show that people afraid of fish are less likely to go scuba diving, people afraid of heights are less likely to bungee jump and people afraid of people are less likely to have friends. With this recent and shocking new scientific find, we can understand why some people don't like to go scuba diving and why those same people panic at the sight of fish. You see these people have something common to acrophobia, the fear of heights. Instead of heights, they are afraid of the depths. It's not just the fish that's frightening to them, it's the entire underwater environment, so adored by the diving community which is feared and hated by these individuals. In other news, biting your nails is a sign of nervousness or anxiety -- the sky is blue.
Correction: in our last newsletter, under the photograph was the caption "Marty Sylvester is a bedwetter..." the caption should have read " Marty Sylvester, in the red sweater........."
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